I'm bored, you're boring.... so don't SMS me back!Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you.... The roses are wilted, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty.... And so is your head!! Sometimes, I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you. I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't. How do you kill a blue elephant? - With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? - Choke it 'till it turns blue then shooot it with the blue elephant gun. The statement below is false. The statement above is true. Which statement is correct? Do you know what this world is coming to? People waste so much time on stupid things, and hey guess wat you just wasted 7 seconds of your life reading this, lol... Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, Sugar is sweet....... and you smell like sweaty monkey rectum. It doesn't rhyme but at least it's the truth. Nice perfume. Must you marinade in it? I hate it when you leave.... but I would like to see you go.